God Thinks I'm Abel

BECAUSE SINGAPORE ROCKS...

I don't exactly know how many times I have said I find Singapore so fricking boring. I reckon it's been more times Paris Hilton has flashed her wonky eyes at the camera and definitely more times than Lindsay Lohan has been labelled 'fire crotch' by Brandon Davis. Ultimately however, I must admit, Singapore does rock in its own way (albeit on a mini scale but rocking by any other word is still rocking).

Firstly, it rocks because orchard road is so pretty at night. I mean seriously, where else can you enjoy a mocha frap undisturbed, in such awesome weather ,surrounded by such awesome sights. It's almost like a compromise between Japan, London and New York. It's got the IT thing going on like Tokyo, the bustle like London and the amazing-zing coffee's like New York.

Plus, our mcdonald's here can't be beat. I'm a new addict of the golden arches so seeing a nice bright 24hr sign shining like a beacon of light amidst the bustle really puts a smile on my face. The mcdonald's here beats anything we could ever hope to have in Chelters man, and it's so clean.... but fatsdom here we come! PIEW!AFTERNOON DELIGHT!

Everybody comes to worship under the golden arches :D

On top of all that, the service here is second to none. Where can you get a scoop of amazing ice cream served with a smile like this :D That's right, all you none believers, people over here actually walk around looking like :D No jokes! Yes, they may look abit freaky but ultimately, it's the thought that counts! The customer is always right, no matter what. Yup, you could have killed their family and fed their dogs your puke and they'd still be smiling out of their asses. Ahh... Singapore rocks.

Service with a smile (I'm sure she means :D Got her on a bad day probably)

I'm just kidding, that's my sister and she's probably crapping in her pants with the absolute mind-blowing thrill of seeing me pop by her 'workplace'. And yes, she is YOUNGER, although by her constipated smirk and scrunched up look she has added a few years to her face. I keep telling her to :D

Singapore is hot because it has funny people in it. Like this dude over here whose boss is totally crushing on him and adds smileys at the end of all his reports. This is the kind of :D I was talking about, people over here walk around like :D aaallllllll the time I tell you! And they all draw amazing goldfishes in their spare time. Indeed, we are a very talented bunch.

Of course a place is not purely defined by its coffee,weather, mcdonalds and arty people. When I say Singapore rocks, it's also because it's normal people make the clubbing scene just so amazing-zing. I love one -for-ones. They make this world go round. Of course, sharing and caring contributes to a certain extent to the roundness of this world. Like when me Anna and Anne did 4 jugs in about 45 minutes. No jokes. After that, Singapore became an even more awesome, unicorn-loving place. Also, the decor in some clubs are hot too which only reiterates what I have mentioned before. Singapore rocks just as much as Ben Affleck sucked in Pearl Harbour (if that makes any sense at all).

Come on, seriously now, where can you find a merrier band of folk right outside your doorstep than Singapore.

Yep. In conclusion, there are times where we seriously <3>